selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

vollaire:

idk how people can eat brownies or just like any kind of baked dessert without milk like how can you sit there and eat that cookie with a glass of water and feel happy inside

same

austingabe:

[whispers in your ear] 14 days until shirtless Isaac

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE